Perhaps you've seen this before? It was pretty popular on gore sites of yesteryear but not one had it in such high quality. Thus debunking the myth that Asian record all their videos on a TI-83 calculator.
10.20.11 | Views: 2,869
Raver takes a $50 Spencer's gift card where no Spencer's gift card has gone before. Or boyfriend by the looks of it.
10.26.11 | Views: 2,839
What happens when over 15 eHarmony dates in a row turn out to be transvestites in disguise? Cringe your way through this entire thing and you'll soon know the answer.
10.19.11 | Views: 2,728
Don't know what's worse. That mama's only out of body experience is sponsored by Home Depot, or that she just advanced the possibility of osteoporosis by 10 years.
01.03.12 | Views: 2,661
Acquire flesh-eating, uninvited guests to your peehole by having sex with Tila Tequila or do what this guy did? Decisions decisions...
09.02.11 | Views: 2,579
I liked this scene a lot more in Total Recall. Mostly because it was Arnold at his best. And probably because I didn't throw up on my dick after watching it. Ugh².
01.19.12 | Views: 2,255
Just when you think Anime movies are the one stop shop for all things vaginally projectile related, Asia throws a curve ball. You'll say "what the fuck is this shit?" more times than while watching a movie starring Owen Wilson.
11.08.11 | Views: 2,193
Ruski with a serious case of not giving a fuck doesn't even try to hide his public fornicating. And yet Detroit still remains at the bottom of the "places to live" list.
10.10.11 | Views: 2,141
I like how she acts as if a pair of 37 Triple F's on a Korean girl is completely normal. The only rarer thing you can find in southeast Asia is a hooker that wasn't born a man. Trust me.
11.16.11 | Views: 2,127
Reading something written by Robert Atkins would have at least been beneficial in this situation. But what do I know, I use a toilet when I have to take a shit.
11.04.11 | Views: 2,118
Here's why burning 90% of something should be saved for pubic lice or Katy Perry. What he should have done to his head was wash it, bandage it, then cut it off and bury it in a lake so no one has to see this ever again.
10.11.11 | Views: 2,035
Migrant work goes askew when 2,000 lbs dead weight lands on Anjali. Essentially leaving his body in worse condition than zombie Madonna.
09.29.11 | Views: 2,027
I don't know about you, but after witnessing something like this in person I'd seriously consider moving to Thailand and dealing with the 93% transsexual rate. At least there you'd be able to sleep after masturbating.
10.06.11 | Views: 1,858
The only thing separating the foam-spitting gash on this ninja-in-training, and a Kardashian sex tape is 12.5 inches of black dick. Congrats Quang, you're a b-lister.
10.03.11 | Views: 1,832
$5.00 doesn't get you very far in life. Unless of course your name is LaQwida and go bobbing for piss juice in public toilets. So close, you can smell the chlamydia.
09.09.11 | Views: 1,678
Have you ever seen a woman so against basic hygiene that a colony of ants mistake her gash for their home? Me too. We should share a psychiatrist. 1/2 price FTW.
11.14.11 | Views: 1,452
Entry-level pornstar channels Bono the moment he makes contact with his co-stars dirtiest orifice. Thus making him 1 mere crescendo away from being on a Nickelback album.
11.15.11 | Views: 1,291
She's large, in charge and when it comes to airing the dogs out she's #1 in Alabama.
01.30.12 | Views: 1,255
