Only you can prevent forest fires. Only she can stop them from spreading. A polar opposite of her butthole syphilis.
01.11.12 | Views: 4,139
Just a head's up: If ugly women you want to punch in the face really turn you on, then this is what you should be watching when Ann Coulter isn't on TV. You're welcome.
12.26.11 | Views: 4,131
At this point I'm convinced you literally can't walk 15 feet in Asia without finding something socially acceptable to stick your penis into. I booked my ticket to Okinawa last week.
01.09.12 | Views: 4,115
Having the talents of a gymnast are pretty fucking useless if your social skills rival only those of a pretzel. Combine the two and you get something like this every Friday night.
10.18.11 | Views: 4,090
That's some pretty tame penetration for a labia with the girth of a corndog. Where's the Big Gulp? Sellout.
10.04.11 | Views: 3,936
Congratulations you attention seeking toilet wand - you've raised more surfer boner in 3 minutes than the entire 1st season of the Jessica Simpson reality show.
09.21.11 | Views: 3,862
That is quite the feat. One that raised all black boners within a 15 mile radius I bet. Speaking of choco erections... this stunt just limited her dating scene to Detroit, Georgia and The Bakuba tribe of New Guinea.
09.07.11 | Views: 3,693
Ryan Seacrest's hero performs a feat once believed to be impossible by human beings. The male ones at least...
12.21.11 | Views: 3,572
To call his chode "tiny" would be the compliment of the fucking century. Senor cock chop over here can't even distinguish an erection from a grain of Uncle Ben's rice.
10.27.11 | Views: 3,561
There's no coming back from this. While blinded by the riches of 300 pesos, Lupe failed to realize she would be forever known as the Peruvian legend calls it: the girl that felt the breath of a BBW's anal dragon and lived.
10.13.11 | Views: 3,522
Rey Mysterio Jr² goes Cinco de Mayo on a vagina twice his size. Proving that acquiring a genital disease is all in the heart, and nothing in the muscle. Viva la Valtrex.
01.04.12 | Views: 3,244
Let's just be glad the extra salty pastrami-esque weirdness stopped here and not at a booming new sex fetish craze. We're looking in your direction, Indonesia.
09.27.11 | Views: 3,194
Believe it or not, airing out a pair of Double D's is preferred over the standard South American activity: mining silver in a swamp, then getting stabbed in the face.
09.25.11 | Views: 3,165
No we're not talking about poo here. That would be too easy. But good call on #2 keeping the tampon string visible the entire time. You wouldn't want a heterosexual man to accidentally be turned on by this or anything.
11.21.11 | Views: 3,131
They call this an "honor killing". It's when you murder someone for disgracing the family name. And on the Most Fucked Up Things in The Middle East list, it's still not top 5.
10.31.11 | Views: 3,122
One woman's quest to become a human urinal is successful. Side note: lol @ the guy refusing to wear a masquerade mask. Forever unemployed like a bawwwz.
09.26.11 | Views: 3,114
Homeboy busted a nut in 5 secs flat, then boasted he could get it up again. As expected plan B failed faster than his boy band haircut, but it's pretty entertaining watching him give it the ole' Indian burn try.
09.23.11 | Views: 3,108
Mix one part ritalin deprivation with two parts sexual assault, and you get something like this. Or my dad 8 years ago. We haven't spoken since the "incident".
09.08.11 | Views: 2,972
The Motherland: Sex with a sober girl happens less often than a Kardashian conquering a spelling bee, and today that stereotype is getting serious reinforcement.
09.13.11 | Views: 2,940