What's up with Asian girls always going the extra mile to confuse a boner? They should be saving their energy instead. Statistics say they'll need it for happy fun time Pokemon gangbang hour. The only reason to own a TV.
09.14.11 | Views: 6,166
Gang of girls go Super Soaker on this chick's face, one fire hydrant explosion after another. Throw in some Sitar music and it's just a single unshaved hippy armpit away from being a Garnier Fructis shampoo commercial.
09.20.11 | Views: 5,982
It finally happened - we reached the end of the Internet guys. You'd think I'd have a speech ready for the occasion but I'm gonna bludgeon myself in the skull until everything tastes like marshmallows instead. Cya.
12.02.11 | Views: 5,707
Possible post-op tranny single-handedly obliterates the "squirting is hot" formula us men have been working on for decades. The dream is officially dead.
10.07.11 | Views: 5,560
Littler Wayne can't be packing more girth than a jujyfruit yet he's still laying the pipe. Before jealousy sets in, check whos doing the lifting. No full charged EBT card, no service.
12.05.11 | Views: 5,240
One girl's struggle at Internet super stardom or Sweden's greatest attempt to make us not jack off to their women? I don't know, but Tampax just found a new spokesperson.
12.13.11 | Views: 5,189
Watch diligently as a 100 lb girl births half a fishing rod via her fecal tunnel. Reason #29 Depends Undergarments are sold as one-size-fits-all.
01.13.12 | Views: 5,157
Operating the same vagina to play music that you use to get free nachos at Taco Bell? That's just unsanitary.
09.12.11 | Views: 5,148
I like how they keep a smile on their faces the entire time. As if the upper class stigma of golf transferred over to them and their sink holed anuses. Ya, not in this lifetime.
01.06.12 | Views: 5,092
Statistically speaking she's 80% nipple, 20% tit. Try and think of it as an overflowing cup of French Onion soup on her chest and you might only throw up once while fappin.
11.23.11 | Views: 5,034
This behemoth has more folds to penetrate than you can throw an EBT card at. The possibilities are truly endless if you can manage to stay alive until she breaches.
12.12.11 | Views: 4,992
Perhaps "glove" is the wrong term. That would indicate his hand is actually making contact with the inner walls of her dunk tank... and that's just pointless wishful thinking.
10.24.11 | Views: 4,968
Olga got tired of blowing the r@pe whistle every time a gentleman caller introduced himself penis-first and went for the next best option: participation. Because she's the hero Russia deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
11.11.11 | Views: 4,961
So I guess this is what happens when gentleman callers of the charcoal variety can no longer make contact with the walls of your sphincter. I bet Lindsay Lohan can't wait.
10.12.11 | Views: 4,871
If there's one thing black women are good at other than enforcing parking meters, it's acting normal when sex is turned into a boxing match. It boggles my damn mind.
11.01.11 | Views: 4,853
At what point did double stuffing group home rejects in front of a bartender get labeled as artistic expression? If it was before 2007 I may be looking at royalties. All the Mexican beer you can stomach is on me bitches!
09.05.11 | Views: 4,584
Masturbation-seekers click no further. That, and Major League Baseball filing a cease and desist order on her usage of Louisville sluggers is all we're going to tell you.
11.18.11 | Views: 4,449
32 minutes - that's how long this fucking thing is. Cause Japan knows nothing says 'fetish porn' quite like a half hour's worth of spermatozoa fluid to the oculars.
10.05.11 | Views: 4,376
It starts as a torture scenario and ends way too much like every Asian porno ever created. Seriously though, I don't know what kind of hillbilly picnic is going on here... and it's gonna stay that way.
11.29.11 | Views: 4,342
