Internet game time. The rules? Grab someone close, blindfold him/her/mom, play this video at full volume and have them identify it. $20.00 says "Squirrels in a woodchipper" outranks "Rice noodle sex orgy" 10 to 1.
09.01.11 | Views: 9,514
The real question is, does 4.5 inches of erect penis really constitute sexual assault? Because if it does I think China may have some serious fucking problems on it's hands.
11.22.11 | Views: 8,955
This is what happens when you marry for love. Wieners gets stroked at unusual hours, and rugs get stained all because the bitch suddenly forgot how to use her mouth.
01.10.12 | Views: 8,310
In an effort to create yet another fetish video I will never willingly expose my erection to, this Amazonian gladiator field goals two guys back to where they came from: mom's basement.
09.28.11 | Views: 8,174
Have you ever come across a sleeping basehead and struggled with the right opener to initiate conversation? I know I have. But thanks to Billy Ballsac's Wake Up Service, that's a problem of the past. I am the 1%.
10.25.11 | Views: 8,092
Don't be fooled by the beautiful black market tit job: This post-op is packing the only dong fully sponsored by Red Bull. Run for the fucking hills.
11.30.11 | Views: 7,990
Russian MILF proves that student-teacher relationships span oceans, countries and sanity. Not exactly a first, and thanks to cheap alcohol and having the morals of a Saudi Arabian prison guard, it surely won't be the last.
09.19.11 | Views: 7,924
I write that as a question because it's always possible some random fluffer from the slums of Estonia has achieved the same transfer with a Mini Cooper. But until that video surfaces, embrace your winners.
11.10.11 | Views: 7,906
She's got a stage 10 climax mere seconds away from deployment... and that's when momma decides it's a good time for tang and grilled cheese sammiches. The following dialogue is surprisingly boner-approved.
09.24.11 | Views: 7,819
He's got the pussy and she's got the dick. We're not saying it's the Khloe Kardashian sex tape (need another week of research for that), but be glad it's the closest you may ever get to it. Extremely glad.
11.25.11 | Views: 6,944
Possibly the worst attempt at virtual coitus in the Motherland's history. Not even those epic dick 360's make up for the 98% chance that his mom is the one filming.
01.16.12 | Views: 6,795
Get a look at the appendage on this one. You couldn't find a more gender confused specimen if you dressed Richard Simmons in a suit and made him a top twenty YouTuber.
12.09.11 | Views: 6,795
Ever attempt jacking off to retro porn and wonder what happened to Larry from the 3 Stooges at the same time?
01.18.12 | Views: 6,767
Haven't seen pumpage like this since Reebok sold their sneakers with a C02 cartridge. Doing this to your vag makes you as much of an asshole as owning them did.
12.20.11 | Views: 6,546
The fact that this isn't a PSA in our schooling system is blasphemous. I've never been farted on by a hot girl before. Fetch my eco-friendly water bottle - I'm the 99%.
11.03.11 | Views: 6,479
Guess which country just got their VHS copy of Army of Darkness? Hint: It's not Russia.
09.22.11 | Views: 6,450
The butthole really isn't the best entry point for a girl like her. This was clearly documented in a previous post, entitled: He Can't Afford Normal Hookers. Learn.
09.15.11 | Views: 6,344
Mayonnaise and tuna - it's a classic combination. And not since Queen Latifa's last yeast infection has the thought of it been this repulsive. The diet starts today.
12.15.11 | Views: 6,280
Don't worry if your boner sinks too. That means you're heterosexual.
11.28.11 | Views: 6,219