Screech goes on a fucking rant that would make Buffalo Bill wet his pants. I like how he's proud enough to post this on the Internet himself, as if it's not going to be called "Exhibit A" in the future.
01.17.12 | Views: 36,554
Ever wonder how to make Apu's 17 minute explanation of emptying your recycling bin a more bearable experience? I think she found the solution. For both calls to DELL and those Sunday chats with grammy.
09.30.11 | Views: 31,117
I would imagine the same amount of internal damage occurs when a girl gets starstruck enough to bang Shaq. Oxycontin comes in 750 mg pills for a reason. And this is it.
11.02.11 | Views: 28,703
Forever alone skank gives unwanted strip show after unwanted strip show on live cam sites until they ban her for life. Most disturbing thing I've seen since Paranormal Activity not even being considered for comedy of the year.
10.17.11 | Views: 26,717
This will kill any thought in your head about cheating ever again. It will also make you wonder how the fuck she made a successfully clear call with an iPhone.
09.16.11 | Views: 23,540
Fact: 99% of new sexual positions are found by accident, but don't tell Jamal that. Then again if he cared at all about statistics he'd be fucking her at gunpoint instead lol.
12.06.11 | Views: 21,200
There's a million and 1/2 fetishes in the world, but this is the only one that makes you want to get tugged by that milkshake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Don't forget that.
12.22.11 | Views: 19,959
Head members of the Osaka League of Legends fan club remind these girls that celibacy is no longer theirs, and the Pokemon PSA ad's choice. Also, tennis sucks.
10.14.11 | Views: 19,812
A congenial reminder that not even having extra terrestrial beings in your cartoons make it safe from triple x spoofs. In fact, we should be taking notes on ET's sick game.
01.02.12 | Views: 19,116
Personally I think the soundtrack to Metal Gear Solid would have complimented this perfectly. Y U NO EDIT?
11.17.11 | Views: 18,471
There's butt sex, double penetration butt sex, power gaping and then finally, these worm holes. Even the black community has outcasted them as unfuckable. How will they ever find love now?
12.07.11 | Views: 18,227
Maybe "Father's Day" is the wrong holiday to make fun of as that would imply him taking responsibility for his next of kin. That's about as feasible as shitty sites like SuperZooi not stealing our content word for word.
12.23.11 | Views: 15,553
Well scissor me timbers, this really brings the validity of the age-old statement "there's no gentleman left in the world" into question. Where's your Team Edward now?
12.08.11 | Views: 15,488
Her ability to huff dong knows no limits, both morally and scientifically. I'm thinking it might be best to just let her do what she wants as to avoid chances of penile fractures.
12.19.11 | Views: 14,302
The Erotic section on Craigslist doesn't exist anymore for a reason, and this is it. Although, her face is almost cute enough to redeem the paint peeling gasses emitting out of her turd cutter. Almost.
09.06.11 | Views: 13,005
A good acting job can catapult you into new areas of life once never thought existed before. For example: Bruce Wayne over here will be asking your dipping sauce preference within the next two weeks. Pro status.
01.12.12 | Views: 12,253
Having the ability to fit an entire go kart inside your shit cave would be another talent undiscovered without the Internet. She should write Al Gore a thank you letter.
10.28.11 | Views: 10,223
Japan's take on the fast food industry is an interesting one. What transpires here is no surprise though. It's the self-service that will end up pissing you off.
12.01.11 | Views: 10,160