Having the ability to fit an entire go kart inside your shit cave would be another talent undiscovered without the Internet. She should write Al Gore a thank you letter.
10.28.11 | Views: 10,223
They call this an "honor killing". It's when you murder someone for disgracing the family name. And on the Most Fucked Up Things in The Middle East list, it's still not top 5.
10.31.11 | Views: 3,122
If there's one thing black women are good at other than enforcing parking meters, it's acting normal when sex is turned into a boxing match. It boggles my damn mind.
11.01.11 | Views: 4,853
I would imagine the same amount of internal damage occurs when a girl gets starstruck enough to bang Shaq. Oxycontin comes in 750 mg pills for a reason. And this is it.
11.02.11 | Views: 28,703
The fact that this isn't a PSA in our schooling system is blasphemous. I've never been farted on by a hot girl before. Fetch my eco-friendly water bottle - I'm the 99%.
11.03.11 | Views: 6,479
Perhaps you've seen this before? It was pretty popular on gore sites of yesteryear but not one had it in such high quality. Thus debunking the myth that Asian record all their videos on a TI-83 calculator.
10.20.11 | Views: 2,869
What happens when over 15 eHarmony dates in a row turn out to be transvestites in disguise? Cringe your way through this entire thing and you'll soon know the answer.
10.19.11 | Views: 2,728
That's some pretty tame penetration for a labia with the girth of a corndog. Where's the Big Gulp? Sellout.
10.04.11 | Views: 3,936
Migrant work goes askew when 2,000 lbs dead weight lands on Anjali. Essentially leaving his body in worse condition than zombie Madonna.
09.29.11 | Views: 2,027
32 minutes - that's how long this fucking thing is. Cause Japan knows nothing says 'fetish porn' quite like a half hour's worth of spermatozoa fluid to the oculars.
10.05.11 | Views: 4,376
Ruski with a serious case of not giving a fuck doesn't even try to hide his public fornicating. And yet Detroit still remains at the bottom of the "places to live" list.
10.10.11 | Views: 2,141
Here's why burning 90% of something should be saved for pubic lice or Katy Perry. What he should have done to his head was wash it, bandage it, then cut it off and bury it in a lake so no one has to see this ever again.
10.11.11 | Views: 2,035
So I guess this is what happens when gentleman callers of the charcoal variety can no longer make contact with the walls of your sphincter. I bet Lindsay Lohan can't wait.
10.12.11 | Views: 4,871
There's no coming back from this. While blinded by the riches of 300 pesos, Lupe failed to realize she would be forever known as the Peruvian legend calls it: the girl that felt the breath of a BBW's anal dragon and lived.
10.13.11 | Views: 3,522
Having the talents of a gymnast are pretty fucking useless if your social skills rival only those of a pretzel. Combine the two and you get something like this every Friday night.
10.18.11 | Views: 4,090
Head members of the Osaka League of Legends fan club remind these girls that celibacy is no longer theirs, and the Pokemon PSA ad's choice. Also, tennis sucks.
10.14.11 | Views: 19,812
Forever alone skank gives unwanted strip show after unwanted strip show on live cam sites until they ban her for life. Most disturbing thing I've seen since Paranormal Activity not even being considered for comedy of the year.
10.17.11 | Views: 26,717
Reading something written by Robert Atkins would have at least been beneficial in this situation. But what do I know, I use a toilet when I have to take a shit.
11.04.11 | Views: 2,118