The only thing separating the foam-spitting gash on this ninja-in-training, and a Kardashian sex tape is 12.5 inches of black dick. Congrats Quang, you're a b-lister.
10.03.11 | Views: 1,845
$5.00 doesn't get you very far in life. Unless of course your name is LaQwida and go bobbing for piss juice in public toilets. So close, you can smell the chlamydia.
09.09.11 | Views: 1,682
Mix one part ritalin deprivation with two parts sexual assault, and you get something like this. Or my dad 8 years ago. We haven't spoken since the "incident".
09.08.11 | Views: 2,988
The butthole really isn't the best entry point for a girl like her. This was clearly documented in a previous post, entitled: He Can't Afford Normal Hookers. Learn.
09.15.11 | Views: 6,367
Homeboy busted a nut in 5 secs flat, then boasted he could get it up again. As expected plan B failed faster than his boy band haircut, but it's pretty entertaining watching him give it the ole' Indian burn try.
09.23.11 | Views: 3,118
This will kill any thought in your head about cheating ever again. It will also make you wonder how the fuck she made a successfully clear call with an iPhone.
09.16.11 | Views: 23,595
She's got a stage 10 climax mere seconds away from deployment... and that's when momma decides it's a good time for tang and grilled cheese sammiches. The following dialogue is surprisingly boner-approved.
09.24.11 | Views: 7,867
At what point did double stuffing group home rejects in front of a bartender get labeled as artistic expression? If it was before 2007 I may be looking at royalties. All the Mexican beer you can stomach is on me bitches!
09.05.11 | Views: 4,601
Guess which country just got their VHS copy of Army of Darkness? Hint: It's not Russia.
09.22.11 | Views: 6,523
That is quite the feat. One that raised all black boners within a 15 mile radius I bet. Speaking of choco erections... this stunt just limited her dating scene to Detroit, Georgia and The Bakuba tribe of New Guinea.
09.07.11 | Views: 3,708
The Motherland: Sex with a sober girl happens less often than a Kardashian conquering a spelling bee, and today that stereotype is getting serious reinforcement.
09.13.11 | Views: 2,958
Possible post-op tranny single-handedly obliterates the "squirting is hot" formula us men have been working on for decades. The dream is officially dead.
10.07.11 | Views: 5,576
The Erotic section on Craigslist doesn't exist anymore for a reason, and this is it. Although, her face is almost cute enough to redeem the paint peeling gasses emitting out of her turd cutter. Almost.
09.06.11 | Views: 13,034
What's up with Asian girls always going the extra mile to confuse a boner? They should be saving their energy instead. Statistics say they'll need it for happy fun time Pokemon gangbang hour. The only reason to own a TV.
09.14.11 | Views: 6,199
One woman's quest to become a human urinal is successful. Side note: lol @ the guy refusing to wear a masquerade mask. Forever unemployed like a bawwwz.
09.26.11 | Views: 3,135
I don't know about you, but after witnessing something like this in person I'd seriously consider moving to Thailand and dealing with the 93% transsexual rate. At least there you'd be able to sleep after masturbating.
10.06.11 | Views: 1,861
Perhaps "glove" is the wrong term. That would indicate his hand is actually making contact with the inner walls of her dunk tank... and that's just pointless wishful thinking.
10.24.11 | Views: 4,998
Raver takes a $50 Spencer's gift card where no Spencer's gift card has gone before. Or boyfriend by the looks of it.
10.26.11 | Views: 2,851
Have you ever come across a sleeping basehead and struggled with the right opener to initiate conversation? I know I have. But thanks to Billy Ballsac's Wake Up Service, that's a problem of the past. I am the 1%.
10.25.11 | Views: 8,138
To call his chode "tiny" would be the compliment of the fucking century. Senor cock chop over here can't even distinguish an erection from a grain of Uncle Ben's rice.
10.27.11 | Views: 3,576