Her ability to huff dong knows no limits, both morally and scientifically. I'm thinking it might be best to just let her do what she wants as to avoid chances of penile fractures.
12.19.11 | Views: 14,328
Haven't seen pumpage like this since Reebok sold their sneakers with a C02 cartridge. Doing this to your vag makes you as much of an asshole as owning them did.
12.20.11 | Views: 6,571
Ryan Seacrest's hero performs a feat once believed to be impossible by human beings. The male ones at least...
12.21.11 | Views: 3,621
There's a million and 1/2 fetishes in the world, but this is the only one that makes you want to get tugged by that milkshake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Don't forget that.
12.22.11 | Views: 20,232
Maybe "Father's Day" is the wrong holiday to make fun of as that would imply him taking responsibility for his next of kin. That's about as feasible as shitty sites like SuperZooi not stealing our content word for word.
12.23.11 | Views: 15,609
Just a head's up: If ugly women you want to punch in the face really turn you on, then this is what you should be watching when Ann Coulter isn't on TV. You're welcome.
12.26.11 | Views: 4,165
A congenial reminder that not even having extra terrestrial beings in your cartoons make it safe from triple x spoofs. In fact, we should be taking notes on ET's sick game.
01.02.12 | Views: 19,328
Don't know what's worse. That mama's only out of body experience is sponsored by Home Depot, or that she just advanced the possibility of osteoporosis by 10 years.
01.03.12 | Views: 2,733
She's large, in charge and when it comes to airing the dogs out she's #1 in Alabama.
01.30.12 | Views: 1,329
Internet game time. The rules? Grab someone close, blindfold him/her/mom, play this video at full volume and have them identify it. $20.00 says "Squirrels in a woodchipper" outranks "Rice noodle sex orgy" 10 to 1.
09.01.11 | Views: 9,562
Let's just be glad the extra salty pastrami-esque weirdness stopped here and not at a booming new sex fetish craze. We're looking in your direction, Indonesia.
09.27.11 | Views: 3,200
Acquire flesh-eating, uninvited guests to your peehole by having sex with Tila Tequila or do what this guy did? Decisions decisions...
09.02.11 | Views: 2,594
In an effort to create yet another fetish video I will never willingly expose my erection to, this Amazonian gladiator field goals two guys back to where they came from: mom's basement.
09.28.11 | Views: 8,207
Believe it or not, airing out a pair of Double D's is preferred over the standard South American activity: mining silver in a swamp, then getting stabbed in the face.
09.25.11 | Views: 3,180
Congratulations you attention seeking toilet wand - you've raised more surfer boner in 3 minutes than the entire 1st season of the Jessica Simpson reality show.
09.21.11 | Views: 3,878
Russian MILF proves that student-teacher relationships span oceans, countries and sanity. Not exactly a first, and thanks to cheap alcohol and having the morals of a Saudi Arabian prison guard, it surely won't be the last.
09.19.11 | Views: 7,966
Gang of girls go Super Soaker on this chick's face, one fire hydrant explosion after another. Throw in some Sitar music and it's just a single unshaved hippy armpit away from being a Garnier Fructis shampoo commercial.
09.20.11 | Views: 6,010
Ever wonder how to make Apu's 17 minute explanation of emptying your recycling bin a more bearable experience? I think she found the solution. For both calls to DELL and those Sunday chats with grammy.
09.30.11 | Views: 31,197
Operating the same vagina to play music that you use to get free nachos at Taco Bell? That's just unsanitary.
09.12.11 | Views: 5,168