Don't be fooled by the beautiful black market tit job: This post-op is packing the only dong fully sponsored by Red Bull. Run for the fucking hills.
11.30.11 | Views: 7,990
Personally I think the soundtrack to Metal Gear Solid would have complimented this perfectly. Y U NO EDIT?
11.17.11 | Views: 18,471
Statistically speaking she's 80% nipple, 20% tit. Try and think of it as an overflowing cup of French Onion soup on her chest and you might only throw up once while fappin.
11.23.11 | Views: 5,034
Masturbation-seekers click no further. That, and Major League Baseball filing a cease and desist order on her usage of Louisville sluggers is all we're going to tell you.
11.18.11 | Views: 4,449
One girl's struggle at Internet super stardom or Sweden's greatest attempt to make us not jack off to their women? I don't know, but Tampax just found a new spokesperson.
12.13.11 | Views: 5,189
Mayonnaise and tuna - it's a classic combination. And not since Queen Latifa's last yeast infection has the thought of it been this repulsive. The diet starts today.
12.15.11 | Views: 6,280
At this point I'm convinced you literally can't walk 15 feet in Asia without finding something socially acceptable to stick your penis into. I booked my ticket to Okinawa last week.
01.09.12 | Views: 4,115
This is what happens when you marry for love. Wieners gets stroked at unusual hours, and rugs get stained all because the bitch suddenly forgot how to use her mouth.
01.10.12 | Views: 8,310
A good acting job can catapult you into new areas of life once never thought existed before. For example: Bruce Wayne over here will be asking your dipping sauce preference within the next two weeks. Pro status.
01.12.12 | Views: 12,253
Only you can prevent forest fires. Only she can stop them from spreading. A polar opposite of her butthole syphilis.
01.11.12 | Views: 4,139
Watch diligently as a 100 lb girl births half a fishing rod via her fecal tunnel. Reason #29 Depends Undergarments are sold as one-size-fits-all.
01.13.12 | Views: 5,157
Possibly the worst attempt at virtual coitus in the Motherland's history. Not even those epic dick 360's make up for the 98% chance that his mom is the one filming.
01.16.12 | Views: 6,795
Screech goes on a fucking rant that would make Buffalo Bill wet his pants. I like how he's proud enough to post this on the Internet himself, as if it's not going to be called "Exhibit A" in the future.
01.17.12 | Views: 36,553
Ever attempt jacking off to retro porn and wonder what happened to Larry from the 3 Stooges at the same time?
01.18.12 | Views: 6,767
I liked this scene a lot more in Total Recall. Mostly because it was Arnold at his best. And probably because I didn't throw up on my dick after watching it. Ugh².
01.19.12 | Views: 2,255
I like how they keep a smile on their faces the entire time. As if the upper class stigma of golf transferred over to them and their sink holed anuses. Ya, not in this lifetime.
01.06.12 | Views: 5,092
Rey Mysterio Jr² goes Cinco de Mayo on a vagina twice his size. Proving that acquiring a genital disease is all in the heart, and nothing in the muscle. Viva la Valtrex.
01.04.12 | Views: 3,243
