Just when you think Anime movies are the one stop shop for all things vaginally projectile related, Asia throws a curve ball. You'll say "what the fuck is this shit?" more times than while watching a movie starring Owen Wilson.
11.08.11 | Views: 2,202
Don't worry if your boner sinks too. That means you're heterosexual.
11.28.11 | Views: 6,235
It starts as a torture scenario and ends way too much like every Asian porno ever created. Seriously though, I don't know what kind of hillbilly picnic is going on here... and it's gonna stay that way.
11.29.11 | Views: 4,354
Japan's take on the fast food industry is an interesting one. What transpires here is no surprise though. It's the self-service that will end up pissing you off.
12.01.11 | Views: 10,209
It finally happened - we reached the end of the Internet guys. You'd think I'd have a speech ready for the occasion but I'm gonna bludgeon myself in the skull until everything tastes like marshmallows instead. Cya.
12.02.11 | Views: 5,735
Littler Wayne can't be packing more girth than a jujyfruit yet he's still laying the pipe. Before jealousy sets in, check whos doing the lifting. No full charged EBT card, no service.
12.05.11 | Views: 5,259
Well scissor me timbers, this really brings the validity of the age-old statement "there's no gentleman left in the world" into question. Where's your Team Edward now?
12.08.11 | Views: 15,528
Fact: 99% of new sexual positions are found by accident, but don't tell Jamal that. Then again if he cared at all about statistics he'd be fucking her at gunpoint instead lol.
12.06.11 | Views: 21,246
There's butt sex, double penetration butt sex, power gaping and then finally, these worm holes. Even the black community has outcasted them as unfuckable. How will they ever find love now?
12.07.11 | Views: 18,259
Get a look at the appendage on this one. You couldn't find a more gender confused specimen if you dressed Richard Simmons in a suit and made him a top twenty YouTuber.
12.09.11 | Views: 6,813
This behemoth has more folds to penetrate than you can throw an EBT card at. The possibilities are truly endless if you can manage to stay alive until she breaches.
12.12.11 | Views: 5,006
He's got the pussy and she's got the dick. We're not saying it's the Khloe Kardashian sex tape (need another week of research for that), but be glad it's the closest you may ever get to it. Extremely glad.
11.25.11 | Views: 6,965
The real question is, does 4.5 inches of erect penis really constitute sexual assault? Because if it does I think China may have some serious fucking problems on it's hands.
11.22.11 | Views: 9,009
No we're not talking about poo here. That would be too easy. But good call on #2 keeping the tampon string visible the entire time. You wouldn't want a heterosexual man to accidentally be turned on by this or anything.
11.21.11 | Views: 3,163
I write that as a question because it's always possible some random fluffer from the slums of Estonia has achieved the same transfer with a Mini Cooper. But until that video surfaces, embrace your winners.
11.10.11 | Views: 7,931
Olga got tired of blowing the r@pe whistle every time a gentleman caller introduced himself penis-first and went for the next best option: participation. Because she's the hero Russia deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
11.11.11 | Views: 4,988
Have you ever seen a woman so against basic hygiene that a colony of ants mistake her gash for their home? Me too. We should share a psychiatrist. 1/2 price FTW.
11.14.11 | Views: 1,462
Entry-level pornstar channels Bono the moment he makes contact with his co-stars dirtiest orifice. Thus making him 1 mere crescendo away from being on a Nickelback album.
11.15.11 | Views: 1,298
I like how she acts as if a pair of 37 Triple F's on a Korean girl is completely normal. The only rarer thing you can find in southeast Asia is a hooker that wasn't born a man. Trust me.
11.16.11 | Views: 2,138
