One woman's quest to become a human urinal is successful. Side note: lol @ the guy refusing to wear a masquerade mask. Forever unemployed like a bawwwz.
09.26.11 | Views: 3,114
Believe it or not, airing out a pair of Double D's is preferred over the standard South American activity: mining silver in a swamp, then getting stabbed in the face.
09.25.11 | Views: 3,165
She's got a stage 10 climax mere seconds away from deployment... and that's when momma decides it's a good time for tang and grilled cheese sammiches. The following dialogue is surprisingly boner-approved.
09.24.11 | Views: 7,819
Homeboy busted a nut in 5 secs flat, then boasted he could get it up again. As expected plan B failed faster than his boy band haircut, but it's pretty entertaining watching him give it the ole' Indian burn try.
09.23.11 | Views: 3,108
Guess which country just got their VHS copy of Army of Darkness? Hint: It's not Russia.
09.22.11 | Views: 6,450
Congratulations you attention seeking toilet wand - you've raised more surfer boner in 3 minutes than the entire 1st season of the Jessica Simpson reality show.
09.21.11 | Views: 3,862
Gang of girls go Super Soaker on this chick's face, one fire hydrant explosion after another. Throw in some Sitar music and it's just a single unshaved hippy armpit away from being a Garnier Fructis shampoo commercial.
09.20.11 | Views: 5,982
Russian MILF proves that student-teacher relationships span oceans, countries and sanity. Not exactly a first, and thanks to cheap alcohol and having the morals of a Saudi Arabian prison guard, it surely won't be the last.
09.19.11 | Views: 7,924
This will kill any thought in your head about cheating ever again. It will also make you wonder how the fuck she made a successfully clear call with an iPhone.
09.16.11 | Views: 23,540
The butthole really isn't the best entry point for a girl like her. This was clearly documented in a previous post, entitled: He Can't Afford Normal Hookers. Learn.
09.15.11 | Views: 6,344
What's up with Asian girls always going the extra mile to confuse a boner? They should be saving their energy instead. Statistics say they'll need it for happy fun time Pokemon gangbang hour. The only reason to own a TV.
09.14.11 | Views: 6,166
The Motherland: Sex with a sober girl happens less often than a Kardashian conquering a spelling bee, and today that stereotype is getting serious reinforcement.
09.13.11 | Views: 2,940
Operating the same vagina to play music that you use to get free nachos at Taco Bell? That's just unsanitary.
09.12.11 | Views: 5,148
$5.00 doesn't get you very far in life. Unless of course your name is LaQwida and go bobbing for piss juice in public toilets. So close, you can smell the chlamydia.
09.09.11 | Views: 1,678
Mix one part ritalin deprivation with two parts sexual assault, and you get something like this. Or my dad 8 years ago. We haven't spoken since the "incident".
09.08.11 | Views: 2,972
That is quite the feat. One that raised all black boners within a 15 mile radius I bet. Speaking of choco erections... this stunt just limited her dating scene to Detroit, Georgia and The Bakuba tribe of New Guinea.
09.07.11 | Views: 3,693
The Erotic section on Craigslist doesn't exist anymore for a reason, and this is it. Although, her face is almost cute enough to redeem the paint peeling gasses emitting out of her turd cutter. Almost.
09.06.11 | Views: 13,005
At what point did double stuffing group home rejects in front of a bartender get labeled as artistic expression? If it was before 2007 I may be looking at royalties. All the Mexican beer you can stomach is on me bitches!
09.05.11 | Views: 4,584
Acquire flesh-eating, uninvited guests to your peehole by having sex with Tila Tequila or do what this guy did? Decisions decisions...
09.02.11 | Views: 2,579
Internet game time. The rules? Grab someone close, blindfold him/her/mom, play this video at full volume and have them identify it. $20.00 says "Squirrels in a woodchipper" outranks "Rice noodle sex orgy" 10 to 1.
09.01.11 | Views: 9,514