Perhaps "glove" is the wrong term. That would indicate his hand is actually making contact with the inner walls of her dunk tank... and that's just pointless wishful thinking.
10.24.11 | Views: 4,968
Fantastic. Now do it with a gravity bong.
10.21.11 | Views: 14,257
Perhaps you've seen this before? It was pretty popular on gore sites of yesteryear but not one had it in such high quality. Thus debunking the myth that Asian record all their videos on a TI-83 calculator.
10.20.11 | Views: 2,869
What happens when over 15 eHarmony dates in a row turn out to be transvestites in disguise? Cringe your way through this entire thing and you'll soon know the answer.
10.19.11 | Views: 2,728
Having the talents of a gymnast are pretty fucking useless if your social skills rival only those of a pretzel. Combine the two and you get something like this every Friday night.
10.18.11 | Views: 4,090
Forever alone skank gives unwanted strip show after unwanted strip show on live cam sites until they ban her for life. Most disturbing thing I've seen since Paranormal Activity not even being considered for comedy of the year.
10.17.11 | Views: 26,717
Head members of the Osaka League of Legends fan club remind these girls that celibacy is no longer theirs, and the Pokemon PSA ad's choice. Also, tennis sucks.
10.14.11 | Views: 19,811
There's no coming back from this. While blinded by the riches of 300 pesos, Lupe failed to realize she would be forever known as the Peruvian legend calls it: the girl that felt the breath of a BBW's anal dragon and lived.
10.13.11 | Views: 3,522
So I guess this is what happens when gentleman callers of the charcoal variety can no longer make contact with the walls of your sphincter. I bet Lindsay Lohan can't wait.
10.12.11 | Views: 4,871
Here's why burning 90% of something should be saved for pubic lice or Katy Perry. What he should have done to his head was wash it, bandage it, then cut it off and bury it in a lake so no one has to see this ever again.
10.11.11 | Views: 2,035
Ruski with a serious case of not giving a fuck doesn't even try to hide his public fornicating. And yet Detroit still remains at the bottom of the "places to live" list.
10.10.11 | Views: 2,141
Possible post-op tranny single-handedly obliterates the "squirting is hot" formula us men have been working on for decades. The dream is officially dead.
10.07.11 | Views: 5,560
I don't know about you, but after witnessing something like this in person I'd seriously consider moving to Thailand and dealing with the 93% transsexual rate. At least there you'd be able to sleep after masturbating.
10.06.11 | Views: 1,858
32 minutes - that's how long this fucking thing is. Cause Japan knows nothing says 'fetish porn' quite like a half hour's worth of spermatozoa fluid to the oculars.
10.05.11 | Views: 4,376
That's some pretty tame penetration for a labia with the girth of a corndog. Where's the Big Gulp? Sellout.
10.04.11 | Views: 3,935
The only thing separating the foam-spitting gash on this ninja-in-training, and a Kardashian sex tape is 12.5 inches of black dick. Congrats Quang, you're a b-lister.
10.03.11 | Views: 1,832
Ever wonder how to make Apu's 17 minute explanation of emptying your recycling bin a more bearable experience? I think she found the solution. For both calls to DELL and those Sunday chats with grammy.
09.30.11 | Views: 31,117
In an effort to create yet another fetish video I will never willingly expose my erection to, this Amazonian gladiator field goals two guys back to where they came from: mom's basement.
09.28.11 | Views: 8,174
Let's just be glad the extra salty pastrami-esque weirdness stopped here and not at a booming new sex fetish craze. We're looking in your direction, Indonesia.
09.27.11 | Views: 3,194