No we're not talking about poo here. That would be too easy. But good call on #2 keeping the tampon string visible the entire time. You wouldn't want a heterosexual man to accidentally be turned on by this or anything.
11.21.11 | Views: 3,131
Masturbation-seekers click no further. That, and Major League Baseball filing a cease and desist order on her usage of Louisville sluggers is all we're going to tell you.
11.18.11 | Views: 4,449
I like how she acts as if a pair of 37 Triple F's on a Korean girl is completely normal. The only rarer thing you can find in southeast Asia is a hooker that wasn't born a man. Trust me.
11.16.11 | Views: 2,127
Entry-level pornstar channels Bono the moment he makes contact with his co-stars dirtiest orifice. Thus making him 1 mere crescendo away from being on a Nickelback album.
11.15.11 | Views: 1,291
Have you ever seen a woman so against basic hygiene that a colony of ants mistake her gash for their home? Me too. We should share a psychiatrist. 1/2 price FTW.
11.14.11 | Views: 1,452
Olga got tired of blowing the r@pe whistle every time a gentleman caller introduced himself penis-first and went for the next best option: participation. Because she's the hero Russia deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
11.11.11 | Views: 4,961
I write that as a question because it's always possible some random fluffer from the slums of Estonia has achieved the same transfer with a Mini Cooper. But until that video surfaces, embrace your winners.
11.10.11 | Views: 7,906
Just when you think Anime movies are the one stop shop for all things vaginally projectile related, Asia throws a curve ball. You'll say "what the fuck is this shit?" more times than while watching a movie starring Owen Wilson.
11.08.11 | Views: 2,193
Reading something written by Robert Atkins would have at least been beneficial in this situation. But what do I know, I use a toilet when I have to take a shit.
11.04.11 | Views: 2,118
The fact that this isn't a PSA in our schooling system is blasphemous. I've never been farted on by a hot girl before. Fetch my eco-friendly water bottle - I'm the 99%.
11.03.11 | Views: 6,479
I would imagine the same amount of internal damage occurs when a girl gets starstruck enough to bang Shaq. Oxycontin comes in 750 mg pills for a reason. And this is it.
11.02.11 | Views: 28,703
If there's one thing black women are good at other than enforcing parking meters, it's acting normal when sex is turned into a boxing match. It boggles my damn mind.
11.01.11 | Views: 4,853
They call this an "honor killing". It's when you murder someone for disgracing the family name. And on the Most Fucked Up Things in The Middle East list, it's still not top 5.
10.31.11 | Views: 3,122
Having the ability to fit an entire go kart inside your shit cave would be another talent undiscovered without the Internet. She should write Al Gore a thank you letter.
10.28.11 | Views: 10,223
To call his chode "tiny" would be the compliment of the fucking century. Senor cock chop over here can't even distinguish an erection from a grain of Uncle Ben's rice.
10.27.11 | Views: 3,561
Raver takes a $50 Spencer's gift card where no Spencer's gift card has gone before. Or boyfriend by the looks of it.
10.26.11 | Views: 2,839
Have you ever come across a sleeping basehead and struggled with the right opener to initiate conversation? I know I have. But thanks to Billy Ballsac's Wake Up Service, that's a problem of the past. I am the 1%.
10.25.11 | Views: 8,092
