Haven't seen pumpage like this since Reebok sold their sneakers with a C02 cartridge. Doing this to your vag makes you as much of an asshole as owning them did.
12.20.11 | Views: 6,546
Her ability to huff dong knows no limits, both morally and scientifically. I'm thinking it might be best to just let her do what she wants as to avoid chances of penile fractures.
12.19.11 | Views: 14,302
Mayonnaise and tuna - it's a classic combination. And not since Queen Latifa's last yeast infection has the thought of it been this repulsive. The diet starts today.
12.15.11 | Views: 6,280
One girl's struggle at Internet super stardom or Sweden's greatest attempt to make us not jack off to their women? I don't know, but Tampax just found a new spokesperson.
12.13.11 | Views: 5,189
This behemoth has more folds to penetrate than you can throw an EBT card at. The possibilities are truly endless if you can manage to stay alive until she breaches.
12.12.11 | Views: 4,992
Get a look at the appendage on this one. You couldn't find a more gender confused specimen if you dressed Richard Simmons in a suit and made him a top twenty YouTuber.
12.09.11 | Views: 6,795
Well scissor me timbers, this really brings the validity of the age-old statement "there's no gentleman left in the world" into question. Where's your Team Edward now?
12.08.11 | Views: 15,488
There's butt sex, double penetration butt sex, power gaping and then finally, these worm holes. Even the black community has outcasted them as unfuckable. How will they ever find love now?
12.07.11 | Views: 18,227
Fact: 99% of new sexual positions are found by accident, but don't tell Jamal that. Then again if he cared at all about statistics he'd be fucking her at gunpoint instead lol.
12.06.11 | Views: 21,199
Littler Wayne can't be packing more girth than a jujyfruit yet he's still laying the pipe. Before jealousy sets in, check whos doing the lifting. No full charged EBT card, no service.
12.05.11 | Views: 5,240
It finally happened - we reached the end of the Internet guys. You'd think I'd have a speech ready for the occasion but I'm gonna bludgeon myself in the skull until everything tastes like marshmallows instead. Cya.
12.02.11 | Views: 5,707
Japan's take on the fast food industry is an interesting one. What transpires here is no surprise though. It's the self-service that will end up pissing you off.
12.01.11 | Views: 10,160
Don't be fooled by the beautiful black market tit job: This post-op is packing the only dong fully sponsored by Red Bull. Run for the fucking hills.
11.30.11 | Views: 7,990
It starts as a torture scenario and ends way too much like every Asian porno ever created. Seriously though, I don't know what kind of hillbilly picnic is going on here... and it's gonna stay that way.
11.29.11 | Views: 4,342
Don't worry if your boner sinks too. That means you're heterosexual.
11.28.11 | Views: 6,219
He's got the pussy and she's got the dick. We're not saying it's the Khloe Kardashian sex tape (need another week of research for that), but be glad it's the closest you may ever get to it. Extremely glad.
11.25.11 | Views: 6,944
Statistically speaking she's 80% nipple, 20% tit. Try and think of it as an overflowing cup of French Onion soup on her chest and you might only throw up once while fappin.
11.23.11 | Views: 5,034
The real question is, does 4.5 inches of erect penis really constitute sexual assault? Because if it does I think China may have some serious fucking problems on it's hands.
11.22.11 | Views: 8,955