She's large, in charge and when it comes to airing the dogs out she's #1 in Alabama.
01.30.12 | Views: 13,953
Painful fetish or selective anti-breeding technique? Both.
01.20.12 | Views: 19,564
Ever attempt jacking off to retro porn and wonder what happened to Larry from the 3 Stooges at the same time?
01.18.12 | Views: 37,505
Screech goes on a fucking rant that would make Buffalo Bill wet his pants. I like how he's proud enough to post this on the Internet himself, as if it's not going to be called "Exhibit A" in the future.
01.17.12 | Views: 50,389
Possibly the worst attempt at virtual coitus in the Motherland's history. Not even those epic dick 360's make up for the 98% chance that his mom is the one filming.
01.16.12 | Views: 40,014
Watch diligently as a 100 lb girl births half a fishing rod via her fecal tunnel. Reason #29 Depends Undergarments are sold as one-size-fits-all.
01.13.12 | Views: 30,989
A good acting job can catapult you into new areas of life once never thought existed before. For example: Bruce Wayne over here will be asking your dipping sauce preference within the next two weeks. Pro status.
01.12.12 | Views: 50,227
Only you can prevent forest fires. Only she can stop them from spreading. A polar opposite of her butthole syphilis.
01.11.12 | Views: 28,807
This is what happens when you marry for love. Wieners gets stroked at unusual hours, and rugs get stained all because the bitch suddenly forgot how to use her mouth.
01.10.12 | Views: 35,996
At this point I'm convinced you literally can't walk 15 feet in Asia without finding something socially acceptable to stick your penis into. I booked my ticket to Okinawa last week.
01.09.12 | Views: 18,777
I like how they keep a smile on their faces the entire time. As if the upper class stigma of golf transferred over to them and their sink holed anuses. Ya, not in this lifetime.
01.06.12 | Views: 28,733
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
01.05.12 | Views: 5,153
Rey Mysterio Jr² goes Cinco de Mayo on a vagina twice his size. Proving that acquiring a genital disease is all in the heart, and nothing in the muscle. Viva la Valtrex.
01.04.12 | Views: 17,846
Don't know what's worse. That mama's only out of body experience is sponsored by Home Depot, or that she just advanced the possibility of osteoporosis by 10 years.
01.03.12 | Views: 13,052
A congenial reminder that not even having extra terrestrial beings in your cartoons make it safe from triple x spoofs. In fact, we should be taking notes on ET's sick game.
01.02.12 | Views: 52,185
Just a head's up: If ugly women you want to punch in the face really turn you on, then this is what you should be watching when Ann Coulter isn't on TV. You're welcome.
12.26.11 | Views: 11,320
Maybe "Father's Day" is the wrong holiday to make fun of as that would imply him taking responsibility for his next of kin. That's about as feasible as shitty sites like SuperZooi not stealing our content word for word.
12.23.11 | Views: 24,846
There's a million and 1/2 fetishes in the world, but this is the only one that makes you want to get tugged by that milkshake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Don't forget that.
12.22.11 | Views: 34,507
Ryan Seacrest's hero performs a feat once believed to be impossible by human beings. The male ones at least...
12.21.11 | Views: 10,806